This girl is the biggest fucking cock block and she has more interest in me than the guy she’s flirting with to keep me away from.
She better fall the fuck to sleep before I drag her ass across the house like Beyoncé.
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
People take their own braces off all the time.
1. I do not know how to court women.
2. I do not know how to court gentlemen.
3. I like to get drunk and have dance parties with myself.
4. I love when people say they like how much I smile and how positive I am because I can turn their day around.
5. I am worried that the only person who’ll ever love me is myself because that’s one fucked up relationship. Lol
Ummm I’ll tag people tomorrow!!
It’s not about dealing with “straight” guys and there love of sports. Women love sports too, but guys who love sports just go above and beyond!
PS, still on a mission to conquer this guy.
He just pulled the Magician for himself and the Chariot for me in my tarot deck just now as I was writing this.
I’m making out with this guy. #ItsInTheCards
You guys I NEED asks. Anybody, anything, I’ll answer.
I’m at this party (with a fellow tumblr user who is in a moment of tumblr-cation) and trust me, I need this.